A “Blue Dog Resurgence” can save the Democratic Party- and the country

Now, hold on a second. I can already tell some of y’alls assholes are clenching just based on my title alone. And I know full well that everyone and their brother’s got an opinion as to why Hillary Clinton lost, and Donald Trump won, the Presidential election, blah blah blah. But I think we all know the old ditty about opinions, and … so howabout we just skip it?

Instead, today, I’d like to opine on why the Democratic Party now holds the least power it’s held in… I dunno, forever? Maybe. And how a resurgence of real Blue Dogs- real ones, not the corporatist folk you saw go extinct around 2010- can save the Democratic party.

But first, I gotta tell you a big reason why I think things have gotten where they have- and it boils down to just one word. And that word, ladies and gentlemen, is “stigginit”.

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What’s “stigginit”, you might ask? It’s a shorthand term coined to refer to people whose electoral preferences and policies stances revolve around your political opponent’s misfortune. And that’s not just their electoral misfortune- in fact, it’s much more personal than that. Ever seen the replays on Sportscenter, where they focus in on the crowd after the home team just blew the big game in the stupidest way imaginable, and you can watch in realtime as the emotions drain from their face and tears come to their eyes? As a University of Virginia football fan, trust me; I’m pretty much an expert on that. Well, so, “stigginit” simply applies that to our political system. If the person you’re voting for can supply that sort-of soul crushing feeling to the other side, then, by God, that’s what you’re going to do. Even if it ostensibly flies in the face of your own personal best interests.

I don’t think there’s much argument that the past election has held the clearest evidence of the potential driving force behind “stigginit” as we’ve ever seen. It’s why you found blue-collar, working class folk voting for a guy like Donald Trump, who, until just a few short years ago, was the most stereotypical embodiment of a New York Limousine Liberal that ever existed.

Now, I know what you’re gonna say; that’s an asinine reason to vote for anyone. That dumbing our politics down so it’s effectively UVA versus Virginia Tech, Michigan versus Ohio State, or Duke versus North Carolina, isn’t a sustainable way to govern. And sure, you’re right; I ain’t gonna legitimize that sort-of thing. It’s dumb as hell. But, listen… you hafta understand where they’re coming from, and why they feel that way. You sure as hell don’t have to excuse it! You just gotta understand it.

A lot of the folks I see in my neck of the woods respected the hell out of Bernie’s message; I know a lot of folks around here like to go, meh, no way Bernie would’ve won, etc etc. But I ain’t so sure about that. See, because here’s the thing: a lot of this cuts across partisan lines. We have a phrase in my neck of the woods- and honestly, anyone who went to a non-Tobacco Road ACC school will be intimately familiar with it, so, trigger warning here- Carolina Refs.

The “Carolina Ref” phenomenom refers to the miraculously convenient calls or non-calls bequeathed to Duke and UNC during basketball season by ACC officials; heck, you can find entire webpages dedicated to the subject and cataloguing examples thereof. Ask any UVA basketball fan, and they’ll immediately recall Greyson Allan’s three-four-five-six-eleventy step travel from February ‘16 to pull off one of those “miraculous” wins.

Of course, everyone in the ACC Administration denies this wholeheartedly. Preposterous! The very thought! Why, it sets my jowls a-quivering and my monocle askew! Why, every team in the ACC is treated exactly alike. How dare you suggest otherwise! What, are you just a poor loser? What, do you want us to start the game with a twenty-point handicap! You want us to give you a bunch of make-up calls? I’LL BET YOU DO!”

If that doesn’t sound like what happens on Wall Street, with the political elite, 1% in this country, I don’t know what else would. See, in our analogy here, Donald Trump and his ilk are absolutely Duke, UNC, etc; the blue bloods. And whenever we complain about officiating, we get a scoff and a statement like “I’ll bet you just like SOCIALIZMSS!!!111”

And that’s actually not true, on either the left or right, of almost anyone! We might be a “Somalia State” team compared to these folks, but all we want is a fair shake! We don’t want makeup calls, we just want everyone to get the same calls. We don’t want a handicap from the refs- WE JUST WANT THE SAME GODDAMN CHANCE TO WIN.

Nine years ago, when President Obama got lambasted for saying folks from my neck of the woods “cling(ed) to their guns and religion”, I don’t fuckin’ understand why nobody made this point. Because that’s the Goddamn truth. The folks around here understand pretty implicitly, I think- even if they don’t admit it outright- that those folks aren’t going to do any better than Democrats at fixing those “Carolina Refs”. But, fuck it, maybe- just maybe- they’ll make sure nobody comes to take my guns, or will do something good for me about abortion. And then the “stigginit” came in; “stigginit” to the Republican establishment, to the Democrats, to everyone who they’ve been told for years, both right and wrong, are looking down on them.

So here comes some asshole, who promises them whatever they want to hear, like a high-school boy promising he really loves you, baby, don’t worry. Just the tip. We’ll get married. And you want to believe it- it’s everything you’ve wanted to hear, right down to a tee- so you ignore anything else and just go with it.

If you think that it’s wrong that liberals have been looking down on these folks, then I gotta ask- what’ve you done to disabuse it? For instance, I live in central Virginia, and the Dems I talk to around here tell me it’d be a cold day in hell before you’d see a Charlottesville-area Dem find their way down to Scottsville, or Kents Store, or Stanardsville, or Elkton. It’s not something I’ve seen personally- for full disclosure, I spent the couple months before the election working with the Evan McMullin campaign- but I certainly could believe it’s true.

And I can see the next retort already generating; it’s not your fault these stupid-ass hick rubes can’t use the Internet, right? All the information is right there, if only they’d care to access it. Well- you’re partly right. I go back to a post my friend Dawn wrote some eight and a half years ago, that caused quite a stir in the netroots here at the time.

She notes, pretty succinctly and very presciently, that:

A person can learn to use a web browser and an email client and still not have the information competencies needed to obtain and process information from reliable sources on the Internet. This is why substantial numbers of people get most of their online political information from the chain emails that the rest of us filter into the Trash folder. It’s easy to gain enough technical competence to send, receive, and even forward emails, but it’s harder to learn how to distinguish between good and bad sources of information. If you don’t believe that, just ask anyone who’s ever taught a class that requires students to write research papers.

It’s true! Anyone here ever used the site “Let Me Google That For You”? Hilarious, right? I mean, how stupid can you be, not knowing how to Google something. Or anyone ever had your blue-hair Great Aunt call you and tell you she tried to find some-sort of widget website on the internet but gave up after a couple hours, and you found it in three seconds? Or had your mother-in-law almost give out all her financial information to a phisher or scammer; I know I had that happen with mine. They found out she was a widower and stole the photo of an attractive, fit fifty-something ex-military guy from Facebook and started flirting with her over Facebook, and finally progressed to asking her for money. She was about to send it, too, before lady luck intervene. Anyway, my friend hits on that, too, noting:

How many times have you heard someone say that something won’t come up in a Google search when you know darn well that particular search yields thousands of related web pages. Many people with low-level literacy can work a web browser but don’t have the vocabulary to perform effective web searches. Not everyone has time to learn about the political process, the candidates, or the issues. The fewer resources (e.g., time, money) someone has, the less likely that person is to have the ability to understand the political process or the people involved. Most of the people reading fake news are not willfully ignorant or willfully misinformed people (although there are plenty that I encounter who are definitely willfully misinformed). These are hardworking Americans who are doing the best they can with the hand they were dealt (and the education they had access to).

I dunno; I’m pretty sure I couldn’t have put that any better myself. Not just pretty sure, in fact, damn sure- she gets right to the heart of the matter.

So, look, you can whinge about how it’s not fair this or that, and you might even be right. Heck, you probably are. But we need to make sure we’re working to circumvent the issues I noted above. We need to show everyone there’s no broad stereotype that can be applied; that we’re all human beings, regardless of political affiliation, and nobody is maligning anyone else just for the hell of it. And it’ll be circumventing those issues, and focusing on a core message we can all agree on- like the Carolina Ref one above- that, combined with a new Blue Dog coalition, is where we’ll track down a Democratic resurgence.

Let’s talk about someone like me, who I’d like to consider as a prototypical new “Blue Dog”. I’m fervently pro-second amendment. I feel like you need to treat restrictions on it about the same as you would the first amendment, or any other amendment, in fact. You need to err on the side of keeping it as open as possible, because any rights or power you give the government, they never give back. Sure, you can’t yell “FIRE!” in a crowded theater- so it’s not an unlimited power. But it needs to be as close to that as we can feasibly get.

I’m also fervently pro-life. In fact, if I were a Democrat, I’d advocate for the addition of a plank to the Democratic platform to eliminate abortion in the United States as soon as possible. But you have to note my wording there- eliminate abortion… not make it illegal. Just make the abortion rate as close to zero as possible. I want to do everything we can to strengthen foster care and adoption programs; increased funding, increased exposure, increased institutional support. I want high-quality prenatal and pediatric care to be as available as we can make it. I’d love for some form of health insurance reform to go along with it; Medicare-for-all is a tad more liberal than I would prefer, but how many people have you heard say: I’d leave this job, I’d open my own business, I’d spend more time with my kids… but I can’t afford to lose my health insurance. Why the Democrats absolutely refused to use this as a message, to smack people over the head with, I’ll never know. If there’s a base level of health insurance in this country everyone can rely on, it only furthers the ability of people to meet the entrepreneurial ideal of the American Dream.

Anyway, if the more traditionally “liberal” wing of the Democratic Party can live with that sort-of thing; if we can convince everyone to get along and fight for one another- I think we can pull this thing through. But it’s sure not going to be easy. We need talented and tenacious folks fighting against districts that have been gerrymandered past the point of even Republican shame, knowing it’s a nigh-on Sisyphean task but taking our message to the people and making the Republicans bleed everywhere.

No seat should go unchallenged, anywhere. We’ve got something like 35/100 seats in the Virginia delegation; we need to spend $5-10,000 each on those other 65 seats, fight with a concentrated message, meet people, learn what makes them tick, get out there, not be afraid to talk to anyone. This is an insurgency; we have to fight on a shoestring budget and make Republicans bleed everywhere we can. We need them to break into their warchests; we need to hold their feet to the fire on Trump. We need all hands on deck for this evolution, ya’ll, or there’s a damn good chance our country could go by the wayside.

I surely don’t have all the answers. And, again, I’m not a Democrat- not right now. But if we can gear up that sentiment in the Rust Belt, in Virginia and North Carolina, in Arizona and Texas, I think we can skew us back from this 1930s Germany vibe we’ve had going on.